As we all know, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen opens this week. If you are a true fanboy, you'll skip work and go see the flick at the afternoon showing. If you feel like you can't skip work to go see a movie, here are ten reasons that will hopefully persuade you to play sick for the afternoon:
10: Fred Jones is in it.Not really, but legendary voice actor Frank Welker is. While he provided the voice of Fred on Scooby-Doo, he also was the dulcet tones behind such Transformers greats as Megatron, Soundwave, Skywarp, Lazerbeak, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, and Buzzsaw. He voices Soundwave & Devastator in Fallen.
9: Megan Fox is in it.While there are rumors that she's actually CGI-animated herself, Megan Fox is proving that she's much more than just eye candy. She's eye candy that can run really fast from giant CGI robots.
8: All right-for the ladies-Josh Duhamel is in it.It's only fair. Look at that jawline! While Shia LaBeouf is the hero of Fallen, Josh is the beefcake.
7: Lots of things blow up.To put it simply, Michael Bay likes to destroy pretty much everything. Even if the plot is vacant (see: Bad Boys II) or if he's slaughtering history (see: Pearl Harbor) there is always plenty of action. Not bad for a guy who used to direct Meat Loaf music videos.
6: It'll knock The Proposal out of the Top 10 Box Office. Let's put the shlock romantic comedies to bed for the rest of the year, or at least the remainder of the summer. First Fallen then G.I. Joe and Harry Potter are sure to keep them down for a while.
5: The Constructicons are in it.Remember this line of Decepticons? They were the best because if you got all six of the toys together, you could make Devastator. One of the best Transformers toys ever.
4: Peter Cullen is still the voice of Optimus Prime.He damn well better be. The studio probably didn't want to even bother considering a Transformers movie until Cullen signed on. The fan outcry when the first one was in the works was so huge, that there was no chance it would have made any money without him. Prime only has one voice.
3: It's coming out in the middle of the week.Which means it's not coming out on the weekend. Which means you'll only have one night instead of three to see it before going into work the next day and being the only fanboy that hasn't seen it. You really want to be that guy?
2: It's not Wolverine.Which means it's a movie full of giant space robots beating the crap out of each other. That is, no matter what happens you won't be set up for disappointment.
1: There is no school.It's summer. Your kids don't need an excuse to be pulled out of school to go see a movie. You're the only one that needs an excuse. And now you've got ten. Go get your kids and a couple giant tubs of popcorn and let me know how awesome it is… I don't get out of work until five.
眾所周知,《變形金剛2:復(fù)仇之戰(zhàn)》這周上映。如果你真的是變形金剛迷,你一定會(huì)翹班去電影院看下午場(chǎng)。假如你覺(jué)得你不能為了一部電影就翹班,下面的十大理由將說(shuō)服你下午請(qǐng)病假:
10:影片中有Fred Jones.不完全是這樣,但是里面有傳說(shuō)中的配音演員Frank Welker.他曾在動(dòng)畫(huà)片《史酷比》中為Fred配音,《變形金剛1》中他為威震天、聲波、鬧翻天、激光鳥(niǎo)、轟隆隆、迷亂、機(jī)器狗以及鋸齒鳥(niǎo)這些變形金剛們配音!蹲冃谓饎2》中聲波和大力神由他配音。
9:影片中有Megan Fox.外界傳言實(shí)際上她的部分是利用CGI動(dòng)畫(huà)技術(shù)拍攝的,然而Megan Fox在影片中證明了她不僅僅只是個(gè)花瓶。她的華而不實(shí)比巨大的CGI機(jī)器人變化還要快。
8:是的,對(duì)女人們來(lái)說(shuō),重要的是Josh Duhamel在里面。很公平嘛?纯此掳偷木條!如果說(shuō)飾演Sam的Shia LaBeouf是《變形金剛2》的英雄,那么Josh就是美型男。
7:影片中有不少爆炸場(chǎng)面。簡(jiǎn)而言之,就是導(dǎo)演Michael Bay喜歡破壞幾乎任何事物。即使影片情節(jié)空洞(見(jiàn)《壞男孩2》),或者屠殺歷史(見(jiàn)《珍珠港》),動(dòng)作場(chǎng)面總是不會(huì)少的。對(duì)于曾經(jīng)導(dǎo)演Meat Loaf的MV的他來(lái)說(shuō)相當(dāng)不錯(cuò)了。
6:該片將擊敗《預(yù)言》名列票房前十。讓我們把差勁的浪漫喜劇片壓到年底再看,或者至少暑假快完了的時(shí)候再看!蹲冃谓饎2》、《特種部隊(duì)》和《哈利波特6》,它們保證能讓你暫時(shí)將那些爛片放在一邊。
5:挖地虎出現(xiàn)了。還記得這個(gè)系列的狂派霸天虎么?他們是最厲害的,因?yàn)榘呀M合挖地虎的六個(gè)玩具組裝起來(lái)就變成了大力神--有史以來(lái)最厲害的變形金剛。
4:擎天柱仍由Peter Cullen配音。他絕對(duì)做得更好。Cullen加入之后,制片廠可能根本就不會(huì)為一部變形金剛電影煩惱。當(dāng)?shù)谝徊砍鰜?lái)時(shí),粉絲的尖叫聲如此之大,人們毫不懷疑因?yàn)樗@部電影才能賺到錢(qián)。擎天柱只能有一個(gè)聲音。
3:這周周三即將上映。這就意味著不是周末上映,意味著你只需要等待一晚而不是三個(gè)晚上,不然第二天上班的時(shí)候你就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你是唯一一個(gè)沒(méi)看這部電影的變形金剛迷。你真的想成為那個(gè)人嗎?
2:這可不是《金剛狼》。這就是說(shuō)該片充滿了巨大的機(jī)器人械斗的場(chǎng)面。無(wú)論如何,這都是一部不會(huì)讓你失望的片子。
1:現(xiàn)在正是暑假,F(xiàn)在是夏天,你的孩子不用找借口逃課去看電影。你才是那個(gè)需要找借口的人,F(xiàn)在你已經(jīng)有十個(gè)理由了。帶上你的孩子、抱上兩大桶爆米花去看電影吧,然后告訴我電影有多壯觀……我要到五點(diǎn)才下班呢。